Richard Dawkins Personal Blog

Now in High-Res, my rap vid!

2009-02-16T16:32:00.000-08:00

Caught Red Handed

2009-02-14T17:33:00.000-08:00

So I didn't want to necessarily be seen watching this decidedly anti-Dawkins movie. You know, I am an important person, why shouldn't I get in free?

http://expelledthemovie.com/blog/2008/03/25/richard-dawkins-aka-%E2%80%9Cclint%E2%80%9D-all-shook-up/#comment-40201

Richy Dawks Bus Ad

2009-01-15T15:41:00.000-08:00

(Note: This is a variation on a poem actually written by the real Mr. Dawkins himself....yes, evidently, the real Dawkins writes poetry when he's feeling chipper. Visit his site to see the original. Ironically, this poetry does not need much alteration to sound like something the grinch would pen. The original writting is in green, which reminds me of the grinch. Enjoy.).

What is this that frighteneth us?
Can it be an atheist bus?
The children cry in blissful glee
"We believeth not in anything!"
Dawkins slithers through the calm
we need no permission from our moms
“No fairy tales”? The dreadful scene
No Santa Claus, none to be seen.
None can escape his opinioning
Instead we see them hurrying
To file thier silly little pleas
As Dawkins grins with ecstacy!
He keeps the brainwaves gently rising
snickering at the thought of prying
at people's minds, to agitate them
and with poetry, he's quite persuading.

I say to myself, in isolation
"oh vile Dawkins, you inspiration
I cherish how you do frustrate them
you prod, you slander, you complicate them"
Oh Dawkins, oh you rationalist
Your enlightenment will be the best,
The children shall be free of myth
and they'll all wear your backwards fish
No spirit left, no soul to save
for materialism, they shall slave
"Oh Dawkins, how much will it cost
to tell them how they're oh so lost"
You ask, but know I love to rant.
for this money I will grant
with my followers I'll build a fund
to spread delusion to everyone!
So now we need some good ideas
To feed the faith-heads’ darkest fears.
A slogan bright, for all of us –
we can't be wrong, we're atheistes!.

My New Ad

2009-01-14T11:46:00.001-08:00

Ben Stien may have those bloody eyedrops, but now Richie Dawks' got toothpaste (in your FACE Stien).

http://www.crest.com/home/index.jsp

Dawkins DELUSION?

2009-01-14T11:26:00.000-08:00

My review of "The Dawkins Delusion":

Absolute popycock rubbish. Hardly worthy a second of your time!!1!11

The Interviews

2009-01-12T10:58:00.001-08:00

Hey, Richie Dawkins here with some exciting news. Pick up my new DVD from Amazon.com and win a free atheist pin! Athiest pins are good for shirts, backpacks, lockers or stabbing religious people. (Richard Dawkins does not support mis-behaviour or mis-use of atheist pins). Hurry kids, get your atheist pins while supplies last!

The Dawkins Rap

2009-01-11T08:07:00.000-08:00

If you somehow missed (and I don't know how that's logically possible, if you are a creature of reason and intellect) my new rap vid., ch-ch-check it out below, yo.

"Dick to the dock to the P.H.D." You've got to admit it's pretty catchy. Oh delight, I hope you like it!

Okay, who drew this?

2009-01-11T08:03:00.001-08:00

Alright, this is SO not funny.
Somebody tell me who drew this horifying.....thing. It doesn't even look like me! I mean, does my face really look all bubble-ee like that? I don't think so! Come on, have some respect. I'm mean, bloody hell, I'm a freakin' scientist. I write books! Oh do have some integrity PLEASE.

I'm on T.V.!

2009-01-10T12:49:00.000-08:00

I've got a starring role in quite a fantastic episode of southpark. If you missed it, click over to www.southparkstudios.com to watch the full episode.

BFF No More!

2009-01-10T08:06:00.000-08:00

Turns out one of my good friends, noted athiest Antony Flew, just came out of the closet as one of those pathetic, whiney, snitchy, irritable diety-believers. Oh hell! Have it your way, Antony!

From this point forward, mark my word, you are officially not allowed in my Evolution Club!

Which photo-take would you like of me best?

2009-01-10T07:44:00.000-08:00

I've got a bit a of a delima. I can't seem to pick out my favorite profile picture, which one do you like the best? Oh do be honest, I can take it like a big boy. Note a bit of a smile creeping in on a few of these : ) It's all because I've found religion....NOT! Hah, well do take a looksie:

"Dreaming of you"

"Peek-a-boo rock"

"Come, let's chat"

"Bright eyes"

"Serious business"